When the teacher Writes a bunch of mathematical crap on the board And asks if there`s any questions "Yeah, what the hell is that?".

"Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder." - Thoreau

you have ideas, you have the main asset you need, and there isn`t any limit to what you can do with your business and your life. Ideas are any man`s greatest asset.

Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is `It`s complicated`. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.

Dear Boys, If you want me to disappear, you are going to have to support her more than what I do... Sincerely, Her Bra

When a girl keeps going back to a guy who treats her bad, it`s not because she`s dumb, it`s because she`s not ready to give up hope, Hope that maybe someday he`ll change When a girl keeps going back to a guy who treats her bad, it`s not because she`s dumb, it`s because she`s not ready to give up hope, Hope that maybe someday he`ll change »

ordered a pizza the other day, when she said the order back to me she said, `So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?` I looked her dead in the eye and replied, Yes, I also ordered a pizza.'