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Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is `It`s complicated`. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.

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She will chase you around for a while; but theres going to be a day when she`s gonna stop running in circles around you. She`s gonna get over you & at that very moment you`re going to wish you had let her catch you. ?
I have a best friend, Of the opposite Sex. who i love, who i adore, who means the world to me. Who i know would do anything to see me smile, like i would see them smile. Im Proud of my Best friend, because without them, I`d be nothing. ? :)
After a while you learn the difference between holding a hand and falling in love. You begin to learn that kisses don`t always mean something. Promises can be broken just as quickly as they are made and goodbyes really are forever
Dear Boys, If you want me to disappear, you are going to have to support her more than what I do... Sincerely, Her Bra
When the teacher Writes a bunch of mathematical crap on the board And asks if there`s any questions "Yeah, what the hell is that?".
Brunette: When I grow up I wanna go to MARS!
Normal: I WANNA STAY ON EARTH WHEN I GROW UP
Blondie: I WANNA GO TO THE SUN WHEN I GROW UP!
Brunette and Normal: BUT U`LL BURN!
Blondie: DONT BE STUPID IM GOING AT NIGHT
"Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder." - Thoreau
Go ahead girl,let him hold your hand, and tell you he loves you. Enjoy the butterfliles you get when you hear his name. Let him text you all the time, and make you feel beautiful. Your in love with him. But don`t let him fool you, don`t let him be the only thing; that makes you happy. Remember that there will always be someone else out there for you. Remember that you`re too good for him. Girl, just be ready for when he Breaks your heart
ordered a pizza the other day, when she said the order back to me she said, `So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?`
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, Yes, I also ordered a pizza.'
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is `It`s complicated`. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.

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